He Said to Me

He Said To Me!
He said to me ..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me .......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said.... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart

He said to me.....What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him.... They don't have time.

He said to me... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him..... I don't know; it has never happened.
He said to me...Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said....What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said. . . A widow.

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.... Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge

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Miss and love you dad

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