But I really, really needed a laugh today and I found this joke. And I can just picture my mom saying this at the dinner table, as I am sure anyone who knows her can too.
Wife has the last say...
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill" She ignores the remark. A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well. Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."
Not too much to report tonight, just wanted to share that joke and I know none of the Timmerdings will be offended - us kids had to get it from somewhere. I haven't talked to dad today, I am giving him a break of my pestering. I know he reads this so he knows he needs to EAT and DRINK plenty of fluids....
I'll get an update on Uncle Wally tonight or tomorrow night. I know Tonya and Karen did make it back home safely -
Much love to all,
I am sitting here with tears in my eyes, not understanding how this could happen. I can only hope Bill is getting some relief now and will get help through the night.How terrible for Cookie, Michelle and and others to watch him suffer so much. We (Joy, Diane, Doug, and others) have been praying through the evening after we heard of this severe pain. God be with you all.
ReplyDeletePlease let us know if there is something we can do to help.
Know that we love you all very much.
Love
Aunt Rita